The GMRDC had their meeting at Goats On The Roof in Tiger! It was a great success!

Boy scouts had their den meeting at our store, they gem mined roasted weenies and marshmallows in our fire pit!!

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Goats On The Roof

3026 Hwy 441 South

Tiger, Georgia 30576

706-782-2784

tracy.allard@yahoo.com

The Legend of The Goats

To learn the truth about our climbing goats, we sought the expertise of Uncle Buck, Rabun County’s resident goat whisperer.  He spent many hours with our goats, first in group session, and then one-on-one goat therapy to understand why our goats are on the roof.  Uncle Buck thought the aberrant behavior might stem from  “Santa Claus Reindeer Envy Complex”.  But upon closer examination, Uncle Buck pronounced his final diagnosis.

Our Tiger Mountain goats are direct descendants of aliens.  Although he is not fluent in all bleats, Uncle Buck discovered our Tiger Mountain goats cling to the shingles because they are watching the skies for one magical sign:  a solar eclipse of the apricot moon, when the constellation Aries turns gold.  When that happens, the Mother Ship of the Goat Universe will swoop out of the Northern Sky and carry our goats home to Aries.

Until that magical sign appears, we suggest you humor our goats with kind words, Goat Chow, and perhaps a carrot at Christmas.  We try not to provoke them. 
Who knows what alien goats will do?

FYI:  according to the Global Office of Astronomical Technology (G. O. A. T.), the anticipated eclipse won’t happen again until August of 3014.  Don’t tell the goats.

Goats On The Roof  & Local Events


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Political Parties
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AND any other occasion where you find yourself looking for that unique place.

Goats On The Roof is a fun family stop! Lots to do, we carry Amish foods, homemade fudge, best ice cream, gem mining and rock crushers!! You can even feed the goats and become an official Goat Ranger! Or you can sit back and relax in one of our Amish Adirondack rockers by the fire pit roasting marshmallows! Theres always a surprise at Goats!! Be sure to follow us on Facebook for contest and special events.

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